“And it’s Johnson, Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is,I’ve been saying it for years but she still won’t go out with me —”

-Lee Jordan

5.19.406

“Yes, Arthur, cars,… Imagine a wizard buying a rusty old car and telling his wife all he wanted to do with it was take it apart to see how it worked, while really he was enchanting it to make it fly.”

-Molly Weasley

2.3.39

“Just dab it on, that bruise’ll be gone within the hour,… We had to find a decent bruise remover. We’re testing most of our products on ourselves.”

-Fred Weasley

6.6.118

“I’m not blamin’ yeh!… Gawd knows yeh’ve had enough ter be gettin’ on with. I’ve seen yeh practicin’ Quidditch ev’ry hour o’ the day an’ night — but I gotta tell yeh, I thought you two’d value yer friend more’n broomsticks or rats. Tha’s all.”

-Rubeus Hagrid

3.14.274 

“Listen,… If you don’t take it, I’m throwing it down the drain. I don’t want it and I don’t need it. But I could do with a few laughs. We could all do with a few laughs. I’ve got a feeling we’re going to need them more than usual before long.”

-Harry Potter

4.27.733

 ”This isn’t your average book,… It’s pure gold: Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches. Explains everything you need to know about girls. If only I’d had this last year I’d have known exactly how to get rid of Lavender and I would’ve known how to get going with… Well, Fred and George gave me a copy, and I’ve learned a lot. You’d be surprised, it’s not all about wandwork, either.”

-Ron Weasley

7.7.112

“Just hope he’s still fine after he’s faced this lot,… I didn’t dare tell Mum what he’s got to do for the first task; she’s already having kittens about him….”

-Charlie Weasley

4.19.328

“I daresay you’ll need to get the feel of it before Saturday’s match, won’t you? And Potter — do try and win, won’t you? Or we’ll be out of the running for the eighth year in a row, as Professor Snape was kind enough to remind me only last night….”

-Minerva McGonagall

3.12.248

“Come over to the right side, Draco… you are not a killer….”

-Albus Dumbledore

6.27.592

“Oh yes,… I’ve been able to see them ever since my first day here. They’ve always pulled the carriages. Don’t worry. You’re just as sane as I am.”

-Luna Lovegood

5.10.199

“Um… Well… just though I’d say hello… ‘bye then.”

-Cho Chang

5.10.187

“It’s only a bit of mud to you, boy, but to me it’s an extra hour scrubbing!”

-Argus Filch

2.8.126

“Not Slytherin, eh?… Are you sure? You could be great, you know, it’s all here in your head, and Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, no doubt about that — no? Well, if you’re sure — better be GRYFFINDOR!”

-The Sorting Hat

1.7.121

“Detention, Weasley,… And if I ever hear you criticize the way I teach class again, you will be very sorry indeed.”

-Severus Snape

3.9.172

“A letter?… Really, Dumbledore, you think you can explain all this in a letter? These people will never understand him! He’ll be famous — a legend — I wouldn’t be surprised if today was known as Harry Potter day in future — there will be books written about Harry — every child in our world will know his name!”

-Minerva McGonagal

1.1.15